Pray For Chicago: Angel Reese Shares That She Has The Same Nail Tech as Caleb Williams

I really, truly feel for my friends out in Chicago. This just isn't right, man. This ain't fair. Just when they thought things couldn't get worse, Angel Reese let the world know that she and Caleb Williams (starting QB for the Chicago Bears) share the same nail tech. I just....look. Lol. Look. Realistically it shouldn't matter that Caleb Williams paints his nails. I'm pretty lib when it comes to things like that because if your QB can sling the rock, who cares if he gets a little fruity at times. I have both of my ears pierced, we all do funky things sometimes. So I get it, I'm not throwing stones. But you cannot be the guy with your nails done when your All-22 looks like ass:

And look- as Barstool Sports #1 Caleb Williams fan and defender, 

I am hoping he turns this around. But I think he has to show up to work with normal finger nails, no stupid undershirts, and just be normal. How's an offensive lineman gonna look at Caleb when he knows he's been gabbing with the girls down at the salon for the last couple of hours? Win a game, then you can paint your nails, that is my advice from the #1 Caleb fan.