Sell The Fucking Team
The Miami Dolphins can suck my dick. I don’t even care to spell check this or have Chat GPT fix my grammar. This is straight from the heart to the blog. This franchise makes me sick. I went into this season with zero expectations. I knew we were going to suck. I knew this team would be lucky to win 8 games, but I did not expect them to get bent over by Daniel Jones like he was Josh Allen. I understand Jim Irsay was watching from above but that is not an excuse for losing 33-8 in the season opener. It’s not an excuse for our $54M QB to have two interceptions, a fumble and a QBR OF 2.7?!?! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE $54M AND HAVE A QBR OF FUCKING 2.7. How does a someone whose been with the team for 20 years and zero playoff wins have a job? How does the same person whose been the GM for seven years with no playoff wins still have a job? How does a GM go into the season with “Storm Duck” as CB1 have a job? How does a GM whose built ONE competent offensive line still have a job?!? Because Stephen Ross owns the team… that’s why. THIS IS INCOMPETENCE AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL.
And look, I believe Stephen Ross wants to win. He’s poured more money into this team than anyone has before. However his loyalty to people who have delivered absolutely nothing to this organization is astonishing for such a successful business man. This circus has gone on far too long. If this team wants to change the narrative they need to change everything about it… starting from the top. If Ross doesn’t want to sell the team there’s nothing we can do about it. But if he continues to back the people who clearly can not get the job done then we as fans have no choice but to take matters into our own hands. Getting carved like a pumpkin on Halloween by Daniel Jones is unacceptable. Tyreek Hill not having a catch of 30 yards in the last 365 days is unacceptable. Paying a QB $54M a year after only playing one full season is unacceptable. Not having a true identity or culture after seven years of the same management is unacceptable. I can’t believe this team got this reaction out of me in a year where i told myself “i don’t give a fuck we suck.” But they can’t even suck with class. We suck like a girl on first page of Pornhub trying to make a name for herself. This has gone on far too long. Stephen Ross needs to either sell the team or fire everyone by the end of the year.