An Arkansas Fan Named Grant Got His Divorce Congratulated On The Big Screen At Razorback Stadium Today

What a great day for Arkansas fans as they kick off the 2025 season. Things are going to certainly go down hill from here, but a 52-7 beatdown of *checks notes* Alabama A&M is a good start. And an even better day for this fella Grant, who had his divorce publicized in front of 76,000 strong. The best part about this is that there's only a handful of people that know Grant, his real identity, and the wife that he apparently escaped from. 

And if this doesn't signal that college football is back, then I don't know what does. Forget Portnoy getting roasted by some 10 year old kid who calls his hair fake, this is what CFB is all about. The biggest rivalry is the one inside the home, and Grant seemingly got the ultimate victory today. Our beautiful game. SEC — it just means more. 

P.S. I'm guessing Grant has no more eligibility left if he was married, but I think there really are plenty of fish in the sea over there in Arkansas country: