Ryan Day Appears To Be A Member Of Pierced Nipple Nation

Look, I'm not an Ohio State guy. Obviously because I went to the premier school of the Big 10, the University of Maryland. But when I log onto Barstool Sports Dot Com, I make a commitment to upholding the highest standards of journalism. I make a vow to be fair and unbiased, no matter what. So I gotta say if a head coach shows up with his nipple piercing poking out of his shirt, I have to respect it. Because look- he knows how nip piercings work. He knows when he keeps it in and puts on the dry-fit polo, that thing will be showing. And he doesn't care. That's being a MAN. You've got to be a manly man to proudly show off your nip piercing as a head football coach. Like, I did think he was a pussy for dying his hair. Big time pussy move to be self conscious about a little bit of grey in the lettuce. But then to turn around and be like look at this bar going through my nip? That's standing on business.   

Now unfortunately for him it seems the gravitational pull of that nipple has made his WRs incapable of catching a football. If I was him I woulda yanked that thing out in front of the WRs during half time. Blood everywhere. But it proves a point. If a man can rock a nip piercing, they can catch a football. 

PS: This has been cracking me up all morning:

Never seen anything like instructions on how to wave a towel printed on it. I love that they erred on the side of caution, on the side of justtttt making sure people knew they are supposed to wave the towel, not wipe their asses with it. Better safe than sorry!