Hannah Palmer Keeps Finding Bikinis That Are Udderly Mind Bottling, Midas Whale See More!

Gotta be my most gratuitous intro to a blog in a good while... Endlessly hunting for pageviews can be a dangerous game. 

Especially when it's the last day of the month and you're stuck following around Smutler a 42 year old Unc in a beach house town. 

Now fact is, Hannah Palmer refused to stop popping up in all my feeds this week. Not sure why or what she was even promoting. Maybe it was nothing? But it was a good reminder that she exists. And that's something I thought our commenters would appreciate on a lazy afternoon. Although I did see A LOT of you complaining about too many blogs with boobies on Saturday so maybe I'm wrong. Where are the fucking SPORTS bro?? To anyone that needs to stare at a box score to cum, I'm sorry this one isn't for you buddy. 

But for the rest of you, I bid you adieu and leave you to The Sunday Scroll. Could be good branding actually? Maybe that can be my version of 'Dumping Them Out'. Because when it comes to seeing various cannons & bazookas, more the merrier I say. Of course if you disagree, feel free to let me know below brother. 

And as always, VAYA CON DIOS.