We Had Fists Being Thrown Inside A Jewel Grocery Store In Chicago, And One Guy Is Lucky He Didn't Get A Bag Of Kingsford Dropped On His Head

There have been some really rowdy, and brutally vicious fights the past week in Chicago (NSFW), but this one doesn't fit that category. For one, everybody seemed to get up and run/walk away from the little bruhaha. 

Few things here -

First off, what I want to point out here is the incredible restraint showed by this man right here - 

That should be applauded and I'm not even joking. 

You got a chance to go charcoal bag to the head of somebody who just tossed you into a pallet of them like a ragdoll, you just have to do that. The only thing I can think of that was preventing him from doing so here was the fear of friendly fire. Had to be right? His guy had to be the one on top of the instigator/aggressor. 

Secondly, who fights in a Jewel-Osco? How does that even happen? 

You would think it'd be, "oh, well somebody must have got the last bucket of fried chicken (that's not a racism joke, Jewel actually has fire fried chicken for a grocery chain dumb dumb, look it up), but they literally never run out of anything. Say whatever you want about Jewel but one thing you can never knock is their selection- they have 20 different brands of every single item you can think of, or their inventory. Their shelves are always fully stocked. 

So I would love to know what caused this tiff here. I'm genuinely curious. 

I'm sure all involved here are longtime stoolies, so fellas, when you get around to reading this, let us know what set you guys off and if everybody's cooled off and become buddies again please. Thank you.