Someone Has To Go To Jail For What They Did To Carlos Alcaraz's Hair

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Pictured above is Carlos Alcaraz, one of the more exciting athletes the world has to offer right now. His tennis game will turn even the biggest hater of the sport into a fan. Seriously, just watch this video below and tell me you don't wanna be a fan of this dude. 

Carlos was not only gifted with these god given athletic abilities, but he's also got himself a nice head of hair. He's no brad Pitt, but by no means is he an ugly dude. Here he is next to Emma Raducanu, during their mixed doubles match last week. That's a good looking fella!

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Well just a few minutes ago Carlos walked onto the practice courts to get ready for his match tonight against Reilly Opelka. When he took off his hat he revealed his new haircut. What I'm about to show you stopped me in my tracks. 

Tiafoe's reaction was priceless. 

What have they done to my boy?

It seems the root of the issue came from a bad haircut that he couldn't accept to start the tournament. In the words of Deion, if you look good, you feel good, you play good, and they pay good. The only path for him was to start fresh, which he told Rory here. 

But seriously, how bad could the cut have been?

That still doesn't explain the back!

That's malpractice. I mean I think you can sue for this! Did the same guy who did this to me find Carlos in Queens? 

Maybe this haircut turns Carlos into an even bigger monster? Some David Beckham shit when he shaved his head? I don't know man, I need that barber in handcuffs.