Good Luck To Any Defensive Lineman Trying To Get Past Cam Jurgens This Season After He Spent The Offseason Training Against Cows On His Farm
Cam Jurgens took over for Jason Kelce as the starting center for the Philadelphia Eagles Men's Professional Football Team last season. And in his first year as the starting center, he led the Eagles to a Super Bowl while also being name a 2024 Pro Bowler. If that's how year 1 went for Jurgens, then you can only imagine what's in store for year 2.
The Eagles offensive line will have to go up against a few big boys this season. But it's not like they have any mutants on their schedule. The scariest man they'll see all year is already in town this week for preseason in Myles Garrett and the Cleveland Brown. And, sure, Myles Garrett is an absolute freak. Apparently he's been wreaking havoc during joint practices so far. But at the end of the day, he's just a 6'4", 270 lb human. An extra extra large human, for sure. But that would still make him an extra small cow.
Cam Jurgens isn't going to lose a second of sleep over a 270 lb human. He spent his whole offseason going up against 1,200 lb cattle. Not only is one cow like going up against 5 Myles Garretts all at once, but they're deceptively fast. They can run up to 25-30 mph. Obviously Myles Garrett can move at speeds up to 100 mph, but that's only when he's driving in a 25 mph speed zone.
At the end of the day, the Eagles offensive line is simply too much man for any other team to compete with. You've got farm boys with farm strength in Cam Jurgens and Lane Johnson. Jurgens is training against bulls, while Lane Johnson is lifting entire barns. You have Jordan Mailata probably going up against massive crocodiles in Australia. And you've got Landon Dickerson getting his mind right by gassing Miller Lites and driving around on his zero turn. What a crop of dudes, man.