The Wildest Thing To Happen At The Barstool Beach House Last Night Was This Monstrous Fart That Katic Unleashed Out Of His Ass
So the big story today is that night 1 of the Barstool Beach House went about as chaotic as anyone could have ever predicted. I'll be honest, it's tough for me to keep up with everything that happened. One day you're a 25-year-old kid who spends every weekend in the summer on the Jersey Shore going out and getting shitfaced. Then all of a sudden you turn into a 33-year-old guy who has 3 kids under 2 and you can't even keep track of the last time you showered. But obviously most of the attention was focused on the Nicky Smokes/Chickenfry/Oona fiasco.
But while I understand that juicy hot gossip usually puts asses into seats, there was one clip that came out of last night that truly blew me away. Almost literally speaking. And that was this clip of Katic unloading a ferocious fart right in front of a couple of the ladies. Just a big fella letting one loose with the ladies. What's not to love about that.
Just look at the sheer excitement and this man's face after releasing the beast. So much pride and joy. Like a toddler understanding the hilarity of a fart for the first time, yet we know this is far from his first rodeo.
Now personally speaking, I'm not really from the camp of guys who thinks it's funny to fart in front of chicks. That's not to say I don't find it hilarious when other people do it. I would just never be able to bring myself to pull the trigger like Katic did here. The risk this man took on that one was astronomical. If he had another dude in the room with them, at least he'd have someone else on his side who would appreciate the natural comedic genius of the fart. But instead, it's just him and two chicks (you dawg). There was a +1750000000 chance of getting a reaction out of either of them that wasn't pure disgust and revulsion. But shooters always shoot.
All I'll say is that I would 100% watch a spin-off show that just follows Katic going around finding the most inappropriate places and times to rip ass, and then watch him try to giggle his way out of it. There's something there.