Night 1 At The Barstool Beach House Brought Next Level Drama, Hysterics, And Allegations

So yesterday 10 Barstool employees voyaged down to the Jersey Shore to start the "Barstool Beach House" reality show, where 10 young, emotional, horny young people moved into a house stocked with alcohol with phones recording their every move. And boy did things work out exactly as Dave would have wanted- FIREWORKS. DRAMA. TEARS.

The day started pretty tame- drinking, joking, and Nicky telling a story about how he hooked up with 3 girls in the same day...and one of them was Annika, his ex-girlfriend, who is also in the house. 

And then things just picked up from there.

Vibes were mostly good and fun until they got to the bar, when things escalated and allegations of Nicky Smokes being a creep towards Oona started flying.

Was Nicky being weird or was he simply talking to a coworker at the bar? Bri seemed to think he was being a creep and told him he's not allowed to talk to Oona anymore.

And Nicky did not take kindly to the allegations that he made Oona feel uncomfortable, so he texted Oona about it:

So to summarize- Bri is saying Oona told her Nicky is being a creep, and Oona is texting Nicky that she never said that. Which is true?!!?

Oh, also another thing- Bri did call Nicky a rapist. But I'll defend her, I don't think she said it in a "I think he actually rapes people" way, just like as a term for being creepy way. Not a great word to throw around, but I don't think she actually believes Smokes is a rapist. Just my thoughts on that.

That whole convo is ridiculous. 

I think it boils down to Oona wanting to be liked by everyone so she's telling everyone what they want to hear and mostly trying to impress Bri and agreeing with her to fit in or some shit. It's a pretty interesting social dynamic thing going on, but I don't want to get too deep into that. But as a rule, if someone is alleging a man was creepy to you, and he wasn't, you should probably say that. And if he was creepy, she needs to also say that to Nicky, not deny it. Because he either was or wasn't, there's no inbetween.

To wrap up that saga, it seems the dust has settled- Oona has said Nicky didn't make her feel uncomfortable and Bri has apologized. 

The other major storyline, on the lighter side, is the Jackie and Danny Conrad blooming romance.

Oh and Nicky cried. Emotional guy.

Ah, fair enough.

As for everyone else, it seems like Annika is great vibes, Katic just wanted to eat chicken fingers and far, Ella is drunk but seemed to keep out of the drama (besides trying to kiss a mortified Tommy Smokes), 

and Dante the Don gets there today!

We'll see if there is any lingering ill-will in the house- have they truly moved on or are they a ticking time bomb waiting to erupt! We shall see!