Rise White Chocolate Rise: Jason Williams Has Officially Been Hired Full-Time At Barstool

Look at Portnoy scooping Shams with the biggest basketball story for all of August! Granted that just may be my bias talking as a 90s kid that grew up idolizing Jason Williams for making it cool for white boys to have slick moves on the hardwood.

The fact of the matter is White Chocolate crawled so Megabus could drive out of control down the lane, so I love that idea that I am now somehow coworkers with him. Jason Williams was always one of those players that did what he wanted and told it like it is, which is why I think he will thrive here at Barstool during the Age of the Player Podcast.

I'm not sure if Jason will end up as a ringer for Barstool New York, Barstool Chicago, or Team Minihane. However I do know his first piece of content should be attempting to recreate this commercial with the out of shape professional idiots he is now working with here (myself included obviously).

I also pray to God to have the chance to try out something like this whenever I cross paths with Jason.

Also believe it or not, I don't get jealous of the bananaland life that Portnoy lives. But I have to admit that I would've traded both my kids for a chance to fish with Jason Williams and Randy Moss considering I've watched this commercial a billion times and likely included it in a blog a million times during my tenure at Barstool.

Obligatory White Chocolate highlight reel: https://x.com/fastbreakhoops5/status/1909754427793113588