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Margaret Qualley Had A Cheeky Photoshoot with Cosmo Dancing Around Topless And Giving Us Her Best Sex Advice. ALL HAIL!

You can never go wrong with a cheeky photoshoot, especially when it involves an illustrious queen like Margaret Qualley. 

She's had a helluva run the past few years becoming one of the most sought after actresses in Hollywood. And for good reason. She commits to whatever role is put in front of her. To the absolute fullest. Go watch 'The Substance' if you don't believe me. 

Side note, it's pretty fucking insane to look back at the cast of 'Once Upon A Time In Hollywood'... Quentin Tarantino was COOKIN' 6 years ago!

And as I've said before, I am certainly biased when it comes to rooting for Margaret's success. Her mom Andie MacDowell was one of the my first crushes on earth, shout out "Groundhog Day', so I feel obliged to give her daughter the shine she deserves whenever possible. Kinda like a Twilight Jacob situation? Sorta. 

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Now I'll fully admit, Jack Antonoff has already won the war here. Guess it does help being an 11x Grammy winning producer instead of a 1x Top Pageviews Blogger Of The Month. As that guy says in Superbad, "fuck my life." 

I am happy for Aubrey Plaza getting to be the ultimate 3rd wheel though.  

(Cosmo) - "In every other relationship I’ve ever been in, I still felt really lonely because I wasn’t with my person, and it’s like I was seeking something. I don’t feel like that anymore. Jack makes me feel safe and comfortable. I spent so many years trying to be someone’s perfect girl, and that girl changed over and over again. But I can’t lie to Jack. I can’t be that for him—he’d see through it. So I just have to be myself. He’s been the person I’ve pictured my whole life. And I’m not even saying that metaphorically. My first crush was Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore and Big Daddy, and I’ve been looking for that essence my whole life. I’m like, “That’s Jack.”

Of her and Margaret’s onscreen romance, Aubrey says, “It’s a soulmate kind of love. A dangerous love.” Of their real-life friendship, she tells me, “It’s rare to do a movie and leave with a lifelong friend. Margaret has helped me get through some of the hardest times of my life. We have each other’s backs. I’ll defend her to the end.

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But no hard feelings, I'm just happy to support her cause. After all, cheeky vibes do make the world go round. And then some. 

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Thank you for sharing such bodacious greatness with us Margaret, you'll always have a friend in me. And for anyone still wondering about her sex advice, here ya go: 

I’d love to end with a very Cosmo question: What’s your best sex advice?


The best sex comes from making sure you know your body and that your partner knows your body—so you can enjoy yourself.

Hell yea! Body positivity all around! There are certainly worse ways to spend your Tuesday. 

God bless YOU Andie. Appreciate these generational #pageviews. 

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