Never Stop Talking: Jerry And Stephen Jones Haven't Missed A Step, Once Again Publicly Insulted Micah Parsons And His Contract Situation

This right here is why we fight to get to training camp. Sure, you might get excited about your own players, you find that rookie who is going to be a star, but more importantly the internet comes together to laugh at the Cowboys. We take some time off during the season, knowing that come playoff time we'll all be back. But, right now? Right now is a masterclass by the Jones family. 

We all know that Micah Parsons wants an extension. He wants to get paid, he is basically begging the Cowboys to pay him so they don't lose him. Let's see how the Jones family responded: 

Any time you can flame out in the playoffs for nearly 30 years, insult your best defensive player and keep insulting him you simply have to do it. That's how you build a team, baby. Again, I don't want to fuck with oil money, but it's hilarious how the Jones family is handling this. It's why I need Jerry Jones to get frozen, stopped in time and be in charge of the Cowboys for centuries down the road. I want my great-great-great-great grandkids to have the joy of watching Jerry Jones speak and piss off his entire team/fanbase. 

Let's not forget Micah Parsons doesn't seem thrilled: 

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This is the sort of stuff we need though. Everyone will talk about how good their team looks during training camps, we'll get inflated stats and numbers that people run with. Nope, you can't make up what the Cowboys do. You can't fake a family just insulting their best player whenever they want. That's the beauty of the Cowboys. We know how the season is going to go, we know what's going to happen but we'll never stop watching and waiting to get our jokes off.