TRUCK STICK: Giant Bull Gores A Guy In The Streets Of Mexico And Blindsides Him Into Bolivian, Until Troy Polamalu Comes To His Rescue (NSFW)
Nothing gets the blood pumping like a big ass hit to a human being. Of course I'm not talking about anything that's life threatening or over the line. Just good clean fun. Best on best. Meet me in the middle type shit. OKLAHOMA DRILLS!
And the only thing more intense than a clean hit over the middle is some absurd animal vs. human #content. Mother Nature can be a fierce fickle bitch and generally takes no prisoners, so it's really never a surprise when something violent goes down in that regard. But pain can be a nurturing feeling too though? Sorta.
Which brings us to a video from what seems to be Mexico for some kind of running of the bulls event. On my 1st watch I thought it was Spain but their Running Of The Bulls is usually in the July 7-14th range. And if the streets are saying it's down south below the border, I'm not gonna argue with them.
Mainly because this cocky bastard proved the streets show NO mercy.
Bah GAWD King. His face is literally broken in half! He's wearing THE Crimson Mask!!
Now all indications online were this guy ended up being okay, aside from a fistful of stitches and an incredibly broken spirit. Looked like most of the damage actually came from sliding against the street using his face as his feet. But gotta imagine it could've been A LOT worse if Troy Polamanu didn't jump in to save him, Jurassic Park style.
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Everybody needs a friend like Troy. And although I can't prove that is THE Troy P, it's clear how much he was influenced by that all-time tackling piss missile. Not an ounce of fear from him jumping into the fray, fully ready to gouge out eyeballs in the pile if necessary. There's been plenty of other players who didn't know how to handle the bright lights of bull taming.
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Best of luck to that dude's face healing up. Hopefully his pride is still intact too. And I pray his showmanship won't be squelched after this experience. He really had SUCH a strong beginning with the confidence in his routine. But at the end of the day, it's all about how to finish in this league. You mess with the horns, you get the bull scraping your face off and making you look like you're wearing a Mission Impossible mask.
That's the way she goes Bubs, way of the road. Good job, good effort. GGs.
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But I do hope they gave that bull his freedom now. Definitely feels like he earned it in spades.
Side note, how can the NFL start incorporating bulls into the field of play? It'd be like a Cough Drop or Hocus Pocus type vibe, get to use a bull as an extra linebacker or lead blocker. Just spitballin' here. I see the vision. FACTOR BACK.
PS: Now that I'm thinking about it, how is there no PPV event where it's just an entire night of Oklahoma Drills with commentary & callouts & trash talk… That could fucking CRUSH. Maybe that's the rebrand RNR needs to make a comeback? Hmmm.