'This Is The Downfall Of America' - No One Has Ever Been More Disgusted Than Joey Chestnut Watching The Boys Throw Up During An Eating/Drinking Contest

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The boys were at Wrigley last night for Barstool After Dark. Seemed like an easier contest for Tate and the boys, especially since he brought in the big guns. Joey Chestnut, Doitche, Dana Beers, Mintzy's keto hot dogs, the big 4 in some circles. In case you didn't understand it, it was simple. They had 9 innings to drink 99 beers, eat 99 hot dogs. If you threw up, you were out and someone from the bullpen came in. Joey Chestnut could only drink beers, not eat hot dogs due to the fact he's Joey fucking Chestnut. However, during the 7th inning stretch you were allowed to throw up without penalty. Boy, did they take advantage of that

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What a line. You know how we always say it's way more terrifying when your dad tells you he's not mad, he's just upset. That was Joey Chestnut in real life. Look at his face!

I think throwing up in front of Joey Chestnut during an eating/drinking contest is basically like showing up to Augusta National in a t-shirt and jeans. You just can't do it. I don't care if you're 10 dogs and 10 beers in, you gotta power through, like our guy T-Bob, who made a strong case for MVP last night

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Incredible all the way around, but Joey Chestnut is right, to a degree. If you are throwing up in the heat of battle in front of a guy like that, you need to rally. You can't roll over and die, that would be the downfall of America. You go get another dog and eat it in front of Joey's face. Hell of a night for the boys.