Top 5 Texts To Get As A Guy

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I’m absolutely buzzing today. There’s a great energy in the air today. Gambling cave is buzzing. My brother and best friend from back home are visiting. The boys are already talking about happy hour. Today is going to rock. I’m so fucking hype right now I might make an early phone call. But this all started from a 6:30AM text from my brother saying “let’s have a day” and that’s all I needed to hear. One of the best text you can receive from anyone. So I decided to rank my favorite five text to get as a man. 

Lets Have A Day:

Simply impossible to not get fired up when you get this text. Doesn’t require any brain cells to process its pretty straight forward let’s have a fucking day. The most important word in that text is “day” because day means all day. You can say let’s have a “night” but that’s only a night. Let’s have a day means day drinking into the night and usually afters. Nothing better. Elite text to get.

You Up?:

Need I say more? You get this text and you’re getting laid. That is if you are in fact up when you receive this text. But even if you’re not up when you get the text it’s a nice ego boost when you wake up in the morning. Like oh you were trying to get piped last night? Say less. I’m honored.

You Tryna Drink?:

Depending on what day and time you receive this text, the feeling it sends down your spine varies. You get this text early in the week and its nerves. You get this text on a Wednesday or Thursday it feels sneaky. You get this text on Friday or Saturday it’s a prophecy being fulfilled. It’s simple, straight to the point, and always gets the job done.

I Got My Period:

You want to talk great text to get? This might be 1.1. You’ve spent hours, days, sweating out whether you’re going to be a father to a child when you don’t even know the mothers last name. And then she sends you the text “i got my period” and all the stress, worry and financial burden leaves your body. A life saving text.

Nudes:

Do I even have to explain this one? You just got a picture of a nice rack, fat ass, or bald cat on your phone. Buddy go have yourself a fucking day.