STREAMER WARS: Nick Turani & Ohio's Tate & Klemmer Are Locked In A 3-Way Streaming Battle Over 3 Different Games Where They Can't Log Off Until Winning. (Also Keegs Is Saying They're All Fighting Behind The Scenes?)
Spoiler alert, Nick Turani absolutely crushed our impromptu 3-way streaming battle today. What a gaming legend. And an absolute sex GOD.
Now I say impromptu because there's been some dispute online over who came up this idea first. That idea being streaming for 24+ hours until you win in a video game. And with Nick already in 1st place firmly clutching his iBeer trophy, we have Ohio's Tate & Klemmer still left playing for love of the game. Let's break it down.
Ohio's Tate has been playing CFB25 since Tuesday night on Barstool After Dark and can't log off until they win a national title via playing EVERY snap of the season. Needless to say it has been an endless slobberknocker of despair so far.
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UPDATE THE BOYS DID IT! BAH GAWD KING!
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Meanwhile Klemmer just started a NBA2K25 stream where he can't log off until the '02 Washington Wizards win a championship. Difference there being he's not physically playing in the games but instead coaching/managing assets/simulating seasons.
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More #content & #pageviews for everybody is a good thing right? Well not so fast my friends. Our resident gossip columnist Kelly Keegs claimed there was actually some pretty petty business going on behind the scenes.
Classic Chicago vs NYC stuff!
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Now let me be perfectly clear, I don't care about any of this. The second Nick Turani sipped that final drop of vodka this 3-way battle was decided. Who cares about 2nd place? But as our resident Viva beat writer, I feel it's my journalistic duty to pass this information along.
But I gotta admit this whole debate around "Who invented 24 hour streaming" is pretty dumb. Everyone should know the answer to that already. NEVER FORGET.
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But regardless, good luck to the streaming soldiers we have left out there. Stay strong. And do The General & Sgt. Stains proud boys. The entire Romper Room is rooting for you.
If Smitty can forgive Dave Portnoy just as his family forgave Bin Laden, hopefully Tate & Klemmer can shake hands and still be friends after this scheduling dust up too. Choose love.
Most of all congrats to Dr. Fuck… love you Nicky.
PS: imagine how different Barstool reality would be if The General actually finished that never ending Fortnite marathon that one time? Oh well. Good job, good effort.
PPS: What's up with very original ideas getting stolen all over the company this week? Somewhere Coley Mick & Glenny Balls weep. What happened to honoring your elders?! No offense to BFW though, he looks great.