We Don't Want, We Need This Boxing/Soccer Mashup League In The 2028 Olympics Since It's Clearly The Sport Of The Future

We get a lot of sports of the future here, it's sort of like how Dippin Dots are still the ice cream of the future. You just say it and it stays that way forever. Now, I don't want this confused with wrestling basketball: 

That said, I have plenty of questions about boxing soccer. First off, what's the official name? We need a real name for it. Second, how big of a pussy do you have to feel to be the only one wearing sneakers? Everyone else is barefoot and buddy out there wearing some trainers. I'm a big advocate of use whatever you can to your advantage, but if you see everyone else barefoot you need to kick them off. Can't be the only one wearing shoes while getting punched in the head. 

Kind of love that there's just no out of bounds. You can't have 'rules' when it comes to soccer/boxing mashup. I know most people will say we already have this. Put on any CONCACAF game where we are on the road and it's basically this. Fair, but now you won't have people who watch once every four years calling soccer players pussies. Win-win. Also have a new role for Nick Tarnasky

Think about it though, we don't win in soccer at the Olympics, especially since it's 23 and under guys. Give me this as a backup option and we can send our best fighters and teach them just how to kick in open nets. As far as I can tell in this video there's nothing stopping you from punching a goalie, just stay onside. Hell, maybe not even not, this league shouldn't have an offside rule. At least let us see a full match of this.