Welcome To Miami Darren Waller?

Lmfao I have no clue what this team is doing but I kind of like it. This is either going to be the biggest clown show of all time or this is some how going to work. Considering I’m talking about the Dolphins, much like Mintzy showing up to the office, odds are this isn’t going to work. 

And that’s ok because I’m used to be a loser. I’m used to not seeing my team win a playoff game my entire life. It’s fine, it’s pathetic, but I’m comfortable being pathetic. I don’t hate the Dolphins signing Darren Waller. I think he’s a great football player when he wants to play football. The dude just retired said he was done playing ball but then got a call from Miami and all of a sudden he wants to play again? Does he want to play or does he want to live on South Beach and hook up with some of the hottest women on the planet? If I had to guess I’d say putting up stats this year isn’t a priority for him but I could be wrong. 

All I know is that on paper for the 6th year in a row the Dolphins have weapons everywhere. It’s just a matter of when the weapons freeze up when the temperature drops below 50 degrees and they forget how to play football. 

I don’t hate the signing much like I don’t hate this song. So regardless of your intentions, welcome to Miami, Darren Waller.