U.S. Track Star Chris Robinson Finishes First Place Despite His Entire Cock And Balls Popping Out Of His Shorts Mid-Race

Source - Uhh, that's awkward! U.S. sprinter Chris Robinson experienced a wardrobe malfunction during a race on Tuesday ... the ol' frank and beans slipped out of his shorts in the middle of a race!!! Despite the X-rated accident, Robinson wasn't deterred, still crossing the finish line in first place.

The mishap, at the Ostrava Golden Spike meet in the Czech Republic, was captured on TV ... as the 24-year-old competed in the 400 m hurdles event.

As Robinson and the other athletes approached the last hurdle, the left side of his shorts rode up his leg ... exposing his junk.

Robinson, as the video shows, clearly felt a breeze ... and he attempted to run, jump, and put his privates back in his shorts.

CR temporarily won the battle ... that is until he crossed the finish line and fell, inadvertently putting the family jewels back on display. Shockingly, Robinson won the race with a time of 48.05 seconds.

Or how about the...okay maybe that's the only one, but you get what I'm saying. Tuck that thing in dude. Especially if you know you've got a wrench in your pants. The old me would've linked the unedited video here, but the new me won't. Again, please don't click any link that may or may not direct you to the uncut (a-thankyou) video. We can all imagine what it looks like. 

Regardless, the fact that Chris was somehow able to maintain his composure and not only finish the race but win it is a testament to his athletic ability. He shut out all the distractions and focused on the task at hand - running. Which is easier said than done when you know you're cock is going to be all over the internet by the time your feet hit the ground. Oh well. Congrats to Chris on the win. Fingers crossed he gets his hands on a pair of compression shorts by the time the next race comes around.