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The Philadelphia Flyers Hired UFC Fighter Andre Petroski To Bring Back The Broad Street Bullies And Teach The Boys How To Fight

The Florida Panthers have set the blueprint. They have demonstrated to the rest of the hockey world that being the biggest bunch of scumbags the sport of hockey has ever seen is the recipe for winning multiple Stanley Cups. Loading up on guys like Matthew Tkachuk, Sam Bennett, Brad Marchand, and Aaron Ekblad. They're all some of the slimiest dirtballs known to man. Total pieces of shit who will do everything in their power to hurt their opponent in order to win. 

If you want to not only survive in this league, but also find a way to take them down? Well you just simply need to find a way to become bigger bullies than the Panthers. You need to out-scum them. You need to beat the shit out of those guys until they realize they can't play that way anymore. 

So with that in mind, the Philadelphia Flyers have procured the services of a couple local UFC fighters to teach the team how to properly fuck somebody up. 

Andre Petroski is here to bring back the Broad Street Bullies. He's one of the best wrestlers to ever come out of Delco. He's been fighting in the UFC for a few years now, and he's 13-5 in his career. 

I don't know exactly what the training is going to look like. I don't know if it's for anyone who wants to work on fighting, or if he'll be handing out lessons to the entire team. All I know is that if the Flyers are able to combine the amount of skill currently on their roster with a bunch of bad dudes who are looking to inflict as much pain as possible on their opponents? Then the Broad Street Bullies are back, and this is going to be a dangerous team full of rabid mutants come playoff time. 

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