Jason Kelce Ripping Off His Pants And Going Full Banana Hammock In Sea Isle Was Just The Natural Progression Of Life
Jason Kelce is an entertainer at heart. He just so happened to be extremely athletic and one of the greatest centers in the history of the National Football League. But to his core, Jason Kelce is an entertainer. He sees a crowd of people and he wants to leave them in wonder and amazement. Whether that's on the football field, or at The Ocean Drive in Sea Isle for his annual charity event every summer that raises money for the Eagles Autism Foundation. He aims to please, always.
But when you've been an entertainer for so long, you know you have to constantly one-up yourself. You can't just run out the same ol' routine time after time. The fans will grow tired and bored of it. You need to find ways to reinvent yourself and keep it fresh. And sometimes, you need to find a way to spice it up.
Truth be told, the odds of Jason Kelce having his dick and nuts in everybody's face at The OD were never even close to zero. There was always going to be a chance that Jason Kelce had his sack saddled into a little banana hammock at some point. It was never a question of "if", but rather "when".
We got our answer to that question yesterday. As the saying goes, "life imitates art". And we were dangerously close to getting a full blown replica of this piece of art yesterday in Sea Isle.
I only have two questions that remained unanswered after that. The first being if Jason Kelce shaved specifically for this event, or if he likes to keep himself slick like a seal always. And the second would be how long until this chick stops thinking about about having the perfect seat for the best show in town.
I take off my pants at the OD and I'm getting escorted out by cops. Jason Kelce takes off his pants at the OD and all of a sudden the Jersey Shore gets hit with a flood warning.
