Cooper Flagg Can Potentially Make $930 Million By The Time He's 31 Years Old

Well fuck me sideways brother. I knew I should have been a basketball player instead of a blogger. I actually had aspirations to be in the NBA after I saw Space Jam. I was inspired after seeing it in theaters and hearing "I Believe I Can Fly" on the radio every 5 minutes. So I started putting in a ton of work on the Nerf hoop in the basement. Let me tell ya- at that exact moment in time I was the perfect height for it. So I developed a pretty decent mid-range game, corner 3, and a nice fundamental layup. Layups and dunks are worth the same, don't forget that kids. But then tragedy struck. I was diving for a loose ball because I give 110% effort and I broke my finger. After that, my NBA dreams were never the same. But man, if I could go back in time, I would never have stopped playing on that Nerf hoop and I would have grown another foot and a half and I would have developed athletic ability because damn, playing in the NBA pays a lot more than writing blogs. 

Sure, there's a lot more travel in the NBA and you can spend less time with your family, but on the other hand if things pan out you can be worth nearly a billion dollars by the time you're 31 years old. I mean sure, it's not $930 million after agents get their cut, managers, floozies in every city, the entourage, the new houses, the cars, the drugs, the rehab, the shmashmortions,  the hush money, the jewelry, the parties, the crypto scam, and the civil suit that the details are still sketchy about, but even after all of that you should still have a few million in the bank.

So if Cooper Flagg avoids the distractions, becomes an All Star and all NBA guy, he could sign another mega deal at 31 and become a billion dollar player. I'm only 36...is it too late for me to set up that Nerf hoop again?