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George Clooney Covered Abella Danger's Face In Happy Tears And Gave Her A Heartwarming Hello After His Broadway Show. That's My Batman!

Abella Danger just took a break from studying Socrates in Miami to experience a truly heart warming moment in NYC. Sure it might be a concrete jungle of vicious rats & endless bags of trash but also; dreams. And before her big moment meeting George Clooney, she was already soaking in some of the most cultured parts of the city. Mamma Mia! 

"Sparks Steak House in Manhattan is famously known as the location where Gambino crime family boss Paul Castellano and his bodyguard Thomas Bilottiwere assassinated. The hit was orchestrated by John Gotti, who later became a prominent figure in organized crime. On December 16, 1985, as Castellano and Bilotti were exiting the restaurant, witnesses reported that the hit team, including Salvatore Scala, Edward Lino, and John Carneglia, ambushed them, firing multiple shots at close range. Gotti and Sammy Gravano watched from across the street"

But the real prestige came when she went to Clooney's new Broadway show and got a chance to meet him live in the flesh. And not any kind of VIP treatment either, she anxiously waited in line just like any of us plebeians would. So if seeing this pure genuine happiness doesn't fire you the fuck up in the best way possible, kindly GTFOH.

(have to click in for the video cause her IG is TOO good)

"I’m really not vulnerable or personal on social media but I really want to share this with you: I am not nor have I ever been a fan girl, I have met countless celebrities and never so much as asked for a pic or freak out in the slightest, BUT I do have a list of my top favorite actors, and George is number 3 on my list after Robert Downey Jr. and Brad Pitt, the men on this list I have watched since I was a teeny little girl and have evoked so much emotion from me throughout my entire life. After I watched George on broadway (which was incredible in and of itself as it was when I saw RDJ on broadway) I stood outside and waited hours to meet George, and when I did I was overcome with gratitude for all the emotions he has me made me feel throughout my life. What an incredible actor, but more than that, a patient and adoring person towards his fans. I am not even exaggerating a little when I tell you this was the best day of my life in a long time and I fear nothing else will come close to this for a long time. (Shout out to broadway legend Angel Ortiz for making it happen)  Also if you roast me in the comments I’ll never be vulnerable on this app again so plz be nice we have enough hatred in the world. Thank you"

I'm putting A LOT of trust in the comment section today. You should be able to read her words clear as day… Being this vulnerable online isn't a common thing for Abella. And out of every human on earth, George Clooney is in her all-time Top 3. Most people probably never get to meet any heroes in their Top 50. Moments like that should be celebrated posthaste. So take a billion seats and have some fucking respect for my friend. 

Maybe I'm just craving a world that's a less cynical place? If someone as worldly & experienced as Ms. Danger can still feel that level of blissful elation simply by saying hi to someone, shouldn't that be an inspiration for us all? If you need further proof she gave a full breakdown of her Bruce Wayne experience on the most recent ep of KFC Radio…

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Keep your mind out of the gutter and keep in mind this wasn't some sexy daydream she was fulfilling. It was way more than a frivolous fantasy fling. She already made it clear who her #1 celebrity sextape would be. And it wasn't Batman.  

Nope, turns out Harley Quinn is more her speed. Clever girl. 

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No arguments here. What Queens. What a King. Legends Master Wayne, LEGENDS. Love seeing hot people come together to make special moments for the world. 

Hopefully Abella gets to meet RDJ & Brad Pitt ASAP. Either way, I appreciate her sharing such a private part of her life with us. Here's to happy tears for us all! All hail our 1 true ATI Master Debater. 

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