Hell Yeah: This Fella Deserves All The Credit For Laying Down Some Extra Crispy Lines On His Lawn
Imagine heading outside in the sweltering heat all day to make your yard look a fairway at one of the most pristine golf courses in America. The amount of time and care it takes to get your yard looking that crispy shows that this fella takes an immense amount of pride in his lawn care. Clearly he wants his yard to look great, because that's going to make the rest of the house look great. Making the rest of his house look great is going to ultimately make his family look great. He wants to make his family look great because he loves his family.
And what does his wife tell him when he finally gets back in the house after a long morning of manicuring the perfect lawn?
"Meh".
I mean c'mon, lady. Your man was just out there for hours giving you a lawn that you could eat off of. Screw a "5-second rule". You could serve an entire meal on that grass. You can't even fake a little enthusiasm for him? Tell him it looks great even if you don't really care? The funny thing is that you know she'd be all over his ass if the yard looked like shit. But now that it looks majestic, she just gives him a "good job, buddy" and moves on.
All I can say is this beauty deserves all the praise he can get. And he also earned the shit out of some deliciously ice cold beers while sitting in one of those Adirondack chairs admiring his work.