Play For The Front Of The Jersey: Italian Soccer Club Gets Promoted, Team Sponsor Gifts Them A Lifetime Membership To An Escort Website

And in Italian with the giant membership card like Happy Gilmore getting the giant check: 

And here's the backstory:

[Source] - AN AMATEUR Italian side has been gifted a lifetime subscription to an escort website after winning promotion to Serie D.

Athletic Palermo are based on the island of Sicily and have been playing at amateur level for many years. But they have now been given an extremely bizarre gift by their sponsors.

Athletic Palermo are backed by an escort website called Escort Advisor.

And the adult platform decided to pay homage to the players by giving them a lifetime subscription.

CEO Mike Morra declared the present in a congratulatory message.

He said: “We wanted to mark this achievement with a practical gift.

Look at this story! We got Athletic Palermo making its way from amateur soccer in Sicily to now Serie D. There's some beauty in the fact they got promoted to Serie D while getting an escort subscription, but that's why you play the game. You play for the name on the front of the jersey like these fellas. You play for the giant subscription check in the middle of the field after getting promoted. You play for the sponsor helping you get to the 4th level and to professional soccer leagues. 

I need to know what players and coaches used the subscription already? You can't be the first person to sign onto the escort website. You gotta let someone else test it out first, see what the fellas say in the locker room and then go do it. Really do hope they keep their escort sponsor all the way to Serie A. Even better, the video where they unwrap the gift like the locker room in Major League: 

Incredible. This is how you give a gift as a sponsor. You open it up at midfield, treat it like Christmas. Congrats go all the way around.