Shout-Out To Grandma Lynn, The Only Bowler Worth A Damn On Barstool After Dark Last Night

You want me to say it? I'll say it: I thought the 300 Scramble was going to be easy and it turned out to be impossible. I stink at bowling. Chief stinks at bowling. White Sox Dave stinks at bowling. Eddie stinks at bowling. And the only person worth a damn on the entire stream last night was Lynn, who stopped over to see what was going on after rolling three games in her Women's League a few lanes to our left. 

She was an absolute wagon, but not even Lynnsanity could save the shit show we threw out on the lanes last night. I should've known we were in trouble as soon as we showed up to the alley and Chief and Dave started throwing their warmups.....

Not to point fingers but White Sox Dave didn't throw a Strike for the first 45 minutes and that's not an exaggeration. But then he really heated up, right when Chief and I couldn't hit the broad side of the barn. 

Take a look at the full stream if you'd like, but no, we didn't roll a 300. We made it to Frame 8.