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The Bruins Have Dealt Brad Marchand To The Florida Panthers And I'm Gonna Kill Myself!

Fuckkkkkkkkk offfffffffffffffffffffffffff. Florida, of all places. Fucking Florida. My god. Fuck me. I don't even want to see the return. I don't care. Goodbye. Dishes. Nothing.