Lighten the Fuck Up! He Was Just a Half Mile From the Church When a Hooker Approached Him...

A priest was taking a brisk walk through the downtown area, just a half mile from his new parish, when a hooker approached him. "Blowjobs $20, if you're interested, Father…" 

Confused by this, he smiled, blessed her, and then walked quickly back to the church… 

Upon his return, he immediately approached one of the nuns working in the garden and asked, "Sister, I'm a bit confused. What's a blowjob?" 

She replied rather matter-of-factly, "$20. Same as downtown, Father…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #198!

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