Snacking Chopsticks Are The Invention We've Needed For A Long, Long Time

This may have originally been 3D printed for lazy gamers that are fueled on Red Bull and Doritos, but I'm thinking about these chopsticks with the average WFH American in mind. EVERYONE can benefit from these improved chopsticks.

In today's world, everyone is on a laptop, computer or phone for a majority of the day, if not the entire day. Personally, I'm tired of the old "eat a snack and immediately wipe my hands on my shorts" move (I'm a classy gentleman, I know). I'm not Buffalo Wild Wings, I don't always have a spare wet nap lying around after munching on Cheetos.

Let's even take a step further back, these chopsticks look so much easier to use than classic chopsticks. I ate sushi this weekend, so I'm clearly #cultured, but I always have a slip or two every time I try to use regular chopsticks. I'm a self-taught man and proud of it. AKA, I don't actually know how to properly use chopsticks. 

If these chopsticks become mainstream, then any simpleton (myself included) doesn't have to stress about using chopsticks anymore. This could be the invention that truly takes humans to the next level. It's awesome that Elon is getting us to Mars and Jeff Bezos  touched the tip of space in his phallic-shaped rocket ship, but these chopsticks will take humanity to the promised land.

No more dirty controllers, no more dirty mouse and keyboards. Simply, a live of peace and harmony.

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PS - If you just started gaming on Mouse and Keyboard, make sure you remove the plastic film that's on your mouse glides. Thank me later. (The blue plastic should've been removed when I got the mouse 2 months ago)

Thanks, Chim.