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Don't You Hate It When You Get Caught Sucking Some Nipples On Zoom While Teaching Your Students?

NY Post

A spicy slip of the tongue led to a Spanish teacher being yanked from her classes after investigators found she performed an “inappropriate sexual act” during a Zoom lesson. 

As students at the prestigious Columbia Secondary School for Math, Science, and Engineering remotely watched a “live” class, Amanda K. Fletcher, 37,  “appeared to suck the nipple of an unidentified topless male” while she “rocked her head back and forth,” according to the Special Commissioner of Investigation for city schools.

You know what man? It's been a long 15 months of straight up bullshit with the pandemic. Whatever job you've had through this time, it's been a helluva change from what we're normally dealing with. Teachers have been forced to teach remotely for a while and that's certainly not what they signed up for when they got into the profession. It's not easy. It's hard enough to get through to your students when you're in person, but on Zoom? Next to impossible getting everyone to behave and pay attention. Every now and then you need a quick break, and that's what happened with this story. 

All I see here is a woman who just ran into a little bit of bad luck. She had everything under control with her students doing their worksheet that should have kept them busy for the next 15 minutes or so. Her man was ready to go, topless and all, prepared for some tomfoolery. Simply turn off the camera and check back in 15 minutes after you get your freak on. Two birds, one stone. 

Unfortunately for Mrs. Fletcher, the camera was still on and her students got a front row seat to some extracurricular activities. Tough break. I do like how she quickly pivoted back to being a teacher when she realized what happened and tried to act like nothing weird was going on. 

After taking her mouth off the man’s chest, Fletcher “resumed teaching and discussing a worksheet,” a student told probers.

A true pro's pro move right there. What I'm also learning here is that the students are a bunch of tattletales.

Before that, students watched Fletcher “eating spaghetti” with the shirtless man behind her, the SCI says in a report, dated Oct. 29, 2020, obtained by The Post.

God forbid the teacher had some spaghetti while teaching the class. The horror! Off with her head!  Let a woman live, jeez (unless of course she meant to broadcast sucking her man's nipples then of course that's bizarre and you can just delete this blog). I'm blogging this under the assumption this was all one big mixup. Sorry if I can see the other side and you can't. 

Unfortunately no pictures of Mrs. Fletcher were available.