I Spent Last Night In Horny Jail
Yesterday we dropped the "Sit Down Chain Restaurants" snake draft ft. Jeff D. Lowe. Every week when we learn what the topic is going to be, myself, Chief, Ed and Sterk spend hours on hours painstakingly going over our big boards so we can hopefully emerge victorious on the poll later on in the week. And by spend hours on hours painstakingly going over our big boards, we typically google whatever it is we're drafting 2 mins before we press record and all work off the same lists.
But when I we got the topic this week I knew there was one choice and one choice only for me to select with my first overall pick. You know exactly what I'm talking about, but if you have rocks for brains I'll just flat out tell you - I'm talking about Hooters, the best sit down chain restaurant in the entire world.
It's got everything! Wings, beer, football, TVs on TVs, and of course, the world famous Hooters Girls"
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And they add to the magical ambiance of that wood covered palace. You don't go to Hooters to order food, eat it and leave. You go to Hooters for the entire experience, and what a great experience it is. Everything I said in the clip below…
…is just what everyone is thinking to themselves. Sorry for being curt and speaking out loud. I thought this was America? Not one of yous disagrees with me. The only reason you say you do is because you're too afraid to think freely. I know that free thought has been canceled by a bunch of you crybabies, but it's something that can never, ever be taken away from me.
I want to make this LOUD AND CLEAR: I will willfully spend a night in Horny Jail if it means I didn't sacrifice my right to free speech and free thought, especially if that means the horny police are barging down my door with a battering ram, arresting my ass and making me spend a night in horny jail. They didn't even show me their fucking warrants, those fucks.
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I got bonked into Bolivian, and that's okay. I'm basically a martyr. The rest of you lemmings should follow me instead of following whoever the fuck you get in line for.
Go listen to the rest of this week's snake draft:
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Oh and PS - the horny police are bonking way too many people lately. You idiots are watering down the bonk. Did I deserve to go to horny jail last night? Yes. Do I deserve to go to horny jail every time I am located within a 1 mile radius of a woman? No. I got fined by the horny police for sending Kelly Keegs this pic:
And it was a sort of inside joke when her and I both ordered Chinese food during the same live stream the other night. Not fine worthy. It's like how fucking Lightfoot has speed cameras all over chicago and you get a $100 ticket every time you go 27MPH in a 25MPH zone. Fuck outta my face here.