This Thread Of Joe Jonas' Girlfriends Throughout The Years Is Wild
One of the most historic Sportscenter segments that lives on Twitter to this day is the Derek Jeter Dating Diamond. I could recognize it from anywhere. Derek Jeter is known as a ladies man….the iconic gift baskets and whatnot. He's one of the all-time cocksmen. He's right up there with…..Joe Jonas?
Every so often I stumble upon a thread on Twitter that blows my mind. This one right here? Had my attention for 15-20 minutes straight. It just kept going and going. Was I shocked to hear that Joe Jonas was an all-time cocksman? Not really, but the extent of it was shocking.
AJ and Joe in 2006 were a Disney power couple. Who can forget Cowbelles?
Taylor Swift? Not a big deal. One of the biggest stars on earth. Joe Jonas dated her….not only dated, but also had a song written about him while dating a Brazillian smoke:
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Next up? Brenda Song:
Suite Life of Zach & Cody was actually an all-time great show. I may have to find myself watching some reruns one day. I was more an Ashley Tisdale guy than Brenda, but it was a close one. Can't forget the historic driving lesson:
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Bringing me back to the days of Camp Rock.
Australian model. Add it to the list for Joe Jonas.
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After his time with Renee, it really started to get historic for Joe. He starts dating friends of his exes and ruining friendships:
You know a guy fucks if he dates friends of his exes. If she is willing to throw away a friendship for you? Especially when it involves celebs? Add it to the list of reasons why Joe Jonas should be put in the cocksmen hall of fame.
This was the "excuse me, what?" moment for me in the thread. Nina Agdal? In 2012? Before DiCaprio???? Truly legendary.
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Not sure who Blanda is? But not bad, Joe.
Next up for Joe? Another best friend of Taylor Swift's…..and one of the hottest women alive, Gigi Hadid:
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And then he settled down with the Queen of the North…Sophie Turner.
I obviously always had to respect Joe Jonas….but I truly had no idea he went to legendary levels in his personal life. Taylor Swift, Demi Levato, Nina Agdal, Karlie Kloss, Gigi Hadid, Sophie Turner. He's no DiCaprio, but he's right up there. Not everyone can be Jordan, but you can be a Pippen…