I Simply Can't Imagine Being Rich Or Smart Enough To Slide Into The DM's Of Eve Jobs - The Smoke Model Daughter Of Steve Jobs

I had no idea Steve Jobs had a 22-year old smoke daughter. Then again, it's not that surprising right? Feel like most rich people have attractive family members. Almost like a rule. You can't be ugly and loaded, there has to be some sort of balance. But this isn't about that. It's about the ability to slide into a DM (h/t Sun). 

Speaking to Horse Sport magazine in 2019, when asked to reveal one surprising thing about herself, Eve revealed: "I met my current boyfriend through a DM [Instagram direct message] – ladies, go for it!"

This is just something I can't imagine - on either side. I can't imagine sliding into someone's DM's (even when I was single). Sure, I was fire on AIM and with away messages, but there's something different about a DM. It's not waiting to hear the open door sound on your computer and BrownEyedBabexoxo123 hopping in. It's even more of a game now with DM. At the same time I can't imagine getting someone sliding into my DM's. Sure, I'm average looking. But mostly just because my DM's are filled with people telling me how much they hate me or asking college hoops questions. It's not like some chick is sliding in asking if I want to grab some wings and a beer at MLTs. I do wonder how many people use Dave's advice now though

Anywho, that's enough about DM's. Here's Eve Jobs: 

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Oh and let's be honest. If you're sliding into the DM's of someone like Eve Jobs, you better be rich. I don't care if she's not inheriting the family fortune, she's still loaded. You need to be rich, funny and good looking. Can't be 1 of those. Gotta be all 3. Rules are rules in society and that's one of them.