With All This Talk About Rookie QB Girlfriends, Let's Take A Minute To Remember That Tua Is A Confirmed MILF Guy

Reags11/28/2020 2:20 PM

Been thinking about this overnight. Sue me. It's how a brain works when you work for Barstool. Plus, seeing this as the top story from yesterday doesn't hurt it either. A ton of talk about Justin Herbert's girlfriend. Makes sense. She's a ridiculous smoke. Then again when you're a star QB at Oregon and No. 6 overall it's probably easier to pull a chick like this than if you're a blogger. Just a hypothesis though.

But it got me thinking about the rest of the rookie class and specifically Tua. Why? He's a confirmed MILF guy. Love it, as we are pro-MILF here at Barstool.

But back in the summer, Tua announced not only was Shania Twain his guilty pleasure but his celebrity crush.

Fuck we're even pro-Shania Twain here!

Yeah she has some great guilty pleasure songs and is an all-time singer. That's not the point. Shania is the definition of a MILF. She's 55! If you're in your 30s like me you remember the feeling you had seeing Shania when we were growing up. She helped turn you into a man. You felt things for her that made you confused. You just know you needed to see what her 'being a woman' was all about.

So pardon me for thinking about Tua thinking about Shania Twain. He's just like one of us and that's the important thing here. From one proud MILF guy to another, good on you Tua.