Annnd The Most Cringe-Worthy Black Friday Sale Goes To... Katy Perry's Dad???

Kate11/27/2020 11:15 PM

Obligatory "no free ads" here, but I'm not really worried any of you will actually go to the site or get this abomination of a shirt from Katy Perry's dad, Keith.

I imagine it's gotta be tough to be a celebrity & have family begging you to promote their wacky ideas.. but from one Katie to another Katy on Black Friday, allow me to say, "Katie, NO!!! Tell them 'NO'!"

First off, the fit of the shirt is terrible & awkward, the design is incredibly cringey, & why do I get the feeling her dad hangs outside of Venice Beach 7-Elevens on a BMX bike in his free time?

Instead I beg that you all listen to 'ol Katie Barstool & check out my Top 10 Current Favorites on the store's Black Friday sale right now! 20% off, people!

1. WORLD'S CLASSIEST SWIM TRUNKS

2. ZEROBLOG30 x BARSTOOL PIRATE DOG

Dave created the original pirate dog, we made sure he was ready for battle with the proper PPE.

3. TO DYE FOR STYLE

Tie dye never goes out of style, especially when pizza is involved. Ladies: roll the sleeves, tie up the bottom & this is cute with light jeans & high tops.

4. NARDINI RUN CLUB

Over the summer Erika worked on the designs for this gear & gave some of us different shorts, sports bras & tank tops to test out on our runs (and speed walks). She asked for honest feedback, what we liked & didn't, and kept honing it until it was perfect. Genuine thought went into the most flattering, sturdy & comfy fabrics & styles and it paid off. I legit love this brand she created & not only because I'm a brown noser. I can attest that everything I've tried is great. Ladies if you're around my size I'd go with mediums.

5. FIVE BALLS FOR TROPICAL HOLIDAY STYLE

Our ugly sweaters are fantastic but if you're an absolute unit & you're tired of sweating your Glenny Balls off at holiday functions this is the shirt for you. As a gal who is constantly over-heating now I look forward to wearing this all December.

6. GIVE THE GIFT OF ANUS

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7. CALL HER COMFY

Speaking of #CHD, your ANUS will be super cozy in these. Again, I'm on a huge tie dye kick & I love this twist on it with the high waist. Cute with sports bras/tank tops, too.

8. CHEF DONNY SERVES UP SOLID RECIPES

It's not only his recipes, which are legit & made to impress while also being easy & understandable for all cooking levels, but some of ours from HQ, too. Within you'll find my beloved Hoagie Dip recipe which I have eaten throughout my life with my bare hands after nights at the bar. It's THE BEST.

9. CHILLADELPHIA BEAGLES

Do we stink this year? Yes. So why not distance yourself juuuust a little bit with a shirt that will still make your fellow bitter fan friends smile. Every time I wear mine I get compliments & laughs despite the slight confusion.

10. HAGFH (HAVE A GREAT FUCKING HOLIDAY!)

Help support Hard Factor Pat (the guy who knocked me up!) with a Hard Factor ugly sweater! It also just feels right for the 2020 vibe. A little sarcastic but still adorable!