Did Pat Maroon Actually Pee His Pants At The Lightning Cup Parade? Spittin' Chiclets Got To The Bottom Of It
10/06/2020 5:30 PM
In today's day and age, you can't just piss yourself in peace. You win the Stanley Cup, you're on a boat without a bathroom and next thing you know you've soiled your shorts and the whole internet it tweeting about it. What is wrong with that? Isn't this America? Pissing yourself on a boat when you're tanked in Florida is just about as American as it gets. Luckily for Pat Maroon, that wasn't the case. He just happen to stone cold a few beers which then lead to his shorts getting wet. Give the guy a break.
10/06/2020 5:30 PM