Patriots Fan Gets Assaulted With Nachos at the Meadowlands Yesterday

The Patriots may have won yesterday but the Cod Maserati lost. Just nothing worse than getting a Nacho Cheese booby trap set for you and walking right into it. And then getting Nachos thrown off your face while NY fans chant “How’s that Nacho Cheese” and “So Much Cheese” as you’re being escorted out of the stadium with nachos all over you. Tough beat indeed. Small victory for Jets fans, but you take em where you can get em at this point.