South Dakota Tourism Pulling Out All The Stops - "Why Live On Mars And Die When You Could Live In South Dakota?"

Ummmm, so do we all just pick up and move to South Dakota right now? That was a genius ad, absolutely genius. One second I’m suffocating on Mars, dying a horrible, cold and lonely death and the next I’m chilling in beautiful South Dakota. Old magicians trick right there. Change everyones perspective then hit them over the head with the worst state in the world. South Dakota here we come!

Also 0% percent chance this is South Dakota.

h/t Kevin