To Prepare For Tonight's Dennis Rodman Episode of The Last Dance, Let's Take a Look at The Worm's Dating Resume

Dante4/26/2020 9:56 PM

Episode 3 of The Last Dance airs tonight and it centers around Dennis Rodman.

What better way to prepare for tonight than to run through some of the ladies "The Worm" ran through.

When examining Rodman's extensive body of work, you have to take into account this man was a giver in every sense of the word. He didn't give a fuck on the basketball court or off. He let Jordan and Pippen shine on the score sheet while he grinded in the blocks. He was also a giver as a lover and played no favorites, discriminated against no color, shape, or size, and welcomed all comers.

In 1996 Rodman released his first autobiography Bad As I Wanna Be and it blew people's minds. We were a more innocent society back then. Blowjobs in the oval office were the peak of sexual outlandishness at the time. The only real leaked sex tape was Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's released the year before. Rodman's book drop was a huge deal.

It flew off the shelves and people couldn't get enough of The Worm's dirt on his sexual partners. (This was back when people still had secrets and not everything was on social media the second it happened. Rodman also appeared nude throughout it).

A little something for the ladies

Kind of an aside, but I can' wait for people to be introduced, reintroduced, and reminded about just how incredible a rebounder Rodman was tonight. Quite possibly the greatest ever. And it wasn't just God given talent he was born with. The guy busted his fuckin ass his whole life. And worked at it. How do you work at rebounding? Glad you asked.

This story, from former Detroit Pistons teammate and fellow Hall of Famer Isiah Thomas might explain how he became so proficient.
“We were standing in the lay-up line, warming up and shooting, and Rodman was standing back and watching everybody shoot. I said ‘Hey, come on, you have to participate; everybodys shooting lay-ups, you have to shoot lay-ups too.’ And he said, ‘I’m just watching the rotations on the basketball.’
I said, ‘Excuse me?’ He said ‘Like, when you shoot, your ball spins three times in the air. Joe’s sometimes has 3 1/2 or four times.’Thats how far Rodman had taken rebounding, to a totally different level, like off the charts. He knew the rotation of every person that shot on our team – if it spins sideways, where it would bounce, how often it would bounce left or right.
He had rebounding down to a science, and I never heard anyone think or talk about rebounding and defense the way he could break it down.
When you talk about basketball IQ, I’d put Rodman at a genius level.”

Rodman was only 6'7". Not a huge guy either. Wiry. He was so tenacious on D he was a 7 time NBA All-Defense First Teamer, and won NBA Defensive Player of the Year twice. He led the league in rebounds per game for 7 consecutive seasons('91-'98) (18.7, 18.3, 17.3, 16.8, 14.9, 16.1, 15.0.). In 1992 he averaged a preposterous 18.7 boards per game. Guy was a freak as a player and in the sheets. It's not crazy to think the league will never see anybody close to him ever again.

Back to his book. In it, he claimed to have had sex with over 2,000 women at the time (1996). A real cocksman indeed.

He described many of the scenarios in detail like a time he had a threesome with a dwarf and a woman in a wheelchair. (Fascinating). And the time he banged one of his wife's bridesmaids at his first wedding.

He also described some pretty grim stuff like his growing up in true poverty, and the time he contemplated suicide after a game while sitting in his car in the parking lot outside the Palace of Auburn Hills with a gun on his lap.

Book was a smash and it couldn't have been marketed any better.

Rodman was truly ahead of his time.

From being naked on both of the flaps of the book, to promoting the book by declaring himself bisexual and "marrying himself" in a wedding gown-

the guy just knew how to market himself.

He also knew how to lay the pipe.

Let's go to the tale of the tape.

Jeannie Buss (1980's)

Jeannie did her thing back in the day before Phil. Some would say she got around.

She was allegedly into guys that played for her dad's team and opposing ones. (Rumors around the league were Lakers Magic and Jamaal "Silk" Wilkes to name a few)

Then came her on again off again public fling with Rodman, while he played with Detroit, which was out in the open for everybody to know about.

Jeannie was

and still is a very attractive, powerful woman.

She also posed for Playboy.

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From there Dennis moved onto Annie Bakes.

Annie Bakes (1987-1993)

They dated for 5 years after getting together in 1987 and married on 28th Sep 1992. 3 months later they divorced in 1993.

They had a daughter named Alexis.

Annie wasn't famous and they were together before the internet so there are no pictures of this lady anywhere. Trust me, I spent far more time than I care to admit searching.

After Dennis' first divorce he moved onto Madonna.

Madonna (1994)

Peak 90s.

Madonna sucks. She used to make good music and people used to think she was hot back in the day.

She was also into some kinky, kinky, shit. Including water sports.

She also tried to pay Rodman $20 million to knock her up according to The Worm.

“She wanted to get pregnant really bad,” he wrote in Bad As I Wanna Be. “She would send me faxes that said, ‘I really want to be with you, I miss you.’

Speaking candidly to The Breakfast Club, Rodman says he dated Madonna in the early '90s, when, by his assessment, his star was rising and hers was "slipping." One day, while he was gambling in a Las Vegas casino, the pit boss told him he had a call from Madonna, who rang from New York City to tell him that she was ovulating.
"I said ovulating? What is that? I was trying to f--k with her," he joked.
Rodman said he jumped on a G5 plane that she sent, tended to Madonna's ovum, and flew back to the casino, which held his table for him.
"When you have money, they do that," he explained.
He also let slip that she offered him a tidy sum to knock her up: "She asked me that if I got her pregnant she'd pay me $20 million." He ominously added that the baby "would have to be born" in order to get the pay day.

She appeared in several skinemax soft core movies.

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She also put a huge book out that was just pictures of herself naked titled "Sex".

After Madonna, The Worm found himself a nice fitness/bikini competitor named Stacy Yarbrough.

Stacy Yarbrough (1997)

This fuckin guy

This was the look in the 90s. Teased big hair (ala Kelly Kapowski) and high waisted bikini's.

Dennis and Stacy had a year-long relationship through 1997 before he started banging Vivica A. Fox.

Vivica A. Fox (1997)

People forget, back in the day, before she became seriously crazy, Vivica A. Fox was a dime.

(There was also another story involving urine between Rodman and her)

People also forget she helped save the free world in Independence Day-

People also forget she was with 50 Cent for a minute in the 2000's

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After Dennis' fling with Vivica A. Fox he reached the summit with Carmen Electra.

Carmen Electra (1998-1999)

This is the name people will be talking about tomorrow. I can't wait to see twitter explode tonight when stories start flying about Dennis and Carmen's escapades back in the late '90s, and people are reminded of how blazing hot she was. And for the kids of today, who have no clue who she was, to flood google with searches for her. (Not to worry, I'll have a blog tomorrow morning of her Greatest Hits Album)

Carmen and Dennis burned it down. Hot and heavy for two years they were the "it" couple. The paparazzi loved them.

Carmen was a household name thanks to MTV's Singled Out

Baywatch

and Playboy

After dating for 9 months Dennis and Carmen would wed in November of '98 at Las Vegas’s famous Little Chapel of the Flowers at 7am after an all-night bender. 9 days later the media reported they were having it annulled, but the couple proved the haters wrong and held strong until March of 1999 when they were officially divorced.

Rodman's been very public about his sex life with Carmen, including how they used to have sex in every possible place of the Bulls practice facility the Berto Center.

“In the training room, the weight room, this, that,” he wrote in I Should Be Dead By Now. “We did everything under the sun at the Berto Center, everything that you could name.”

Carmen still hasn't lost her fastball either.

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How did Dennis rebound after his divorce to Carmen? By playing the field.

And by field I mean swimsuit models, pornstars, and Playboy playmates.

He lived the bachelor life for three years, hooking up with the likes of

Playboy Playmate of the Year 1993, Anna Nicole Smith.

You may be familiar with her work.

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Dennis got roped into an exclusive relationship in 2002 with Jaimyse Haft.

Jaimyse Haft (2002)

According to her IMDB page, Jaimyse Haft is an actress, known for House of Usher (2008), Tony 5 (2008) and Lords of the Underworld (2007).

Not much information on her or her and Dennis' relationship but not mad at The Worm for this one.

After Jaimyse Dennis ended up with wife number 3, and in his longest relationship ever, Michelle Moyer.

Michelle Moyer (2003-2012)

They're relationship was extremely turbulent. Despite having two children together, Dennis Jr. and daughter Trinity, she filed for divorce in 2004, after just one year of living together, with the main problems apparently Dennis’s constant partying and substance abuse. The divorce stretched over an 8 year period before it was finally made official in 2012. The couple are friends now and on good terms.

Dennis had some struggles in the early and mid 2000's once his career began to fizzle out. Drugs took a toll on him personally.

He crossed paths with UK Big Brother contestant and British celebrity Alicia Douvall in 2003 and the couple began dating.

Alicia Douvall (2003-2004)

Somehow there are no pics of them as a couple together.

Here's what you need to know though.

According to Alicia's wiki - Alicia Douvall is a 40 year old British Model (Adult/Glamour). Born Sarah Howes on 1st January, 1980 in England, UK, she is famous for Kiss and Tell Page 3 Girl.

She used to look like this -

now thanks to surgery she looks like this-

(will never understand why girls do this to their faces. No straight male finds it attractive)

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Since then Dennis has been busy easy foreign policy between our nation and North Korea. As is well documented, he and Kim John Un (R.I.P. maybe?) have become buddies.