IS THAT BRET 'THE LITMAN' HART???

"YOOOOOOOOO! IS THAT BRET 'THE LITMAN' HART?!"

What a legendary line by the cameraman. Bret fuckin hated it, but that's alright! He ain't easily impressed these days!

Imagine being one of those kids at Bret's house because you're friends (or friends of friends) with his son...and then seeing 'The Hitman' himself come down the stairs, only to drain a beer pong shot and head right back up? Shit must've been EUPHORIC. Bret's music woulda been playing in my head the whole time, and I would've been in a complete mark-out trance.

Hell, the only thing that could've made it better was if he walked up to me and gave me a pair of those classic plastic sunglasses...

Always wanted to be *that* kid when I was little. Instead of getting merch in the front row, though, I just got kicked in the fuckin face...

Life comes at you fast.