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<p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/doggiesdick.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-229536" src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" alt="doggiesdick" width="518" height="659" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 388px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1.7244444444444444"></a></p><p> </p><p>Probably the biggest highlight of the Oscars. Who knew Doogie Howser was packing this type of heat? Seriously I’d hate to be his boyfriend’s asshole with that monster coming in. Had to be stuffed right?</p><p> </p><p> </p>

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