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You'll Never Guess What This Airline Passenger Was Doing Under His Blanket

Good morning. The time on deck is 6:09 and I am happy to report this guy was jerkin off. Just jerkin off under a thin blanket.

Honestly, it’s kind of fucked-up to film someone who is jerking off if they dont know. Yeah, I know it’s generally frowned upon to masturbate in public but filming it seems a little creepy. If you dont like the fact that your seatmate is gently guiding the poison from his fleshy wells, tap him on the shoulder during a lull in the action and remind him about societal norms regarding semen emissions on flights. It’s a no-go except for into the bathroom sink. Rules are rules.

I wish the person filming would have handled it like Marty Mush did when he was faced with the same situation but we cant all be perfect.