The Upcoming Season Of 'Bachelor In Paradise' Will Feature Its First Openly Bisexual Contestant

DEMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folks, the greatest reality show just got even greater. The upcoming season of Bachelor In Paradise will feature its first openly bisexual contest and it’s MOTHER FUCKING DEMI. It was only a matter of time before this happened and boy oh boy am I glad it’s Demi. Demi first appeared on Colton’s season of The Bachelor where she eventually became the villain of the season. She has made numerous stellar appearances on other Bachelor programs since then. Bottom line, she’s one of the most entertaining people to ever enter The Bachelor universe and now she’s gonna make history and break down barriers by making out on a bed with/being in a relationship with another female on the beach in Mexico. And by the look of the preview it sure looks like she’s gonna be dating other people as well. Let’s fucking go.

Like I said, the best reality show in the world just got better because of this wrinkle. Bachelor In Paradise takes all the best parts of The Bachelor/The Bachelorette, distills them, puts them on a beach in Mexico, feeds them as much alcohol as they want and lets the chips fall where they may. Holy shit I’m so ready for BIP. August 5th can’t come fast enough.