Since When Did It Become A Crime For A Few Guys To Hang Out With A Few Girls At The Club?
Who would’ve thought it’s a crime nowadays for a few handsome devils to enjoy a night at the club with a bevy of beautiful women? I mean from left to right clearly all the dudes in that photo are nothing short of breathtaking! The hefty fellow on the left is taking that green hawaiian shirt to town, the guy next to him may have instilled fear in Coach Belichick that someone’s coming for his short sleeve sweatshirt crown, there are rumors the 3rd man down is a big wig in the vape community, and last but certainly not least the best looking of the bunch to round out the quartet. They took their fair share of flack…but why?
What would make Alex Dub think these girls are gold diggers? When 4 guys all have the personality of Tom Hanks and the looks of Brad Pitt it just so happens that women are gonna like you.
There’s a few things to be said here to our buddy Large’s evil alter ego, Worldplay SZN Large McCarthy!
- Sorry not everyone had to make a pose for the photo. Smiles are more than enough when you’re having fun.
- Jetski & I are clearly sitting next to women. Not a big deal.
- Of course I wanted to take the picture! There’s nothing I love more than documenting good times with his friends. Put that thing in the Louvre ASAP.
- Granted at the end of the day nothing may have happened, but we all didn’t go separate ways until the wee hours of the nights so cut ‘em slack! Someone’s not an “if you had fun you won” guy.
If I know these guys, and I think I do, I know for a fact they didn’t spend any money on escorts nor were the pictured females in the escort business. There are even rumors circulating that I denied a prostitute’s advances at around 5am that night which I am very, VERY proud of myself for.
And how I’m not sure my massage extravaganza in the hotel later that night went over too well either!
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It’s surely possible that that felt like kneading dough for her Rob P, but hey if her apparent masseuse career ever goes down the drain I’m confident she’ll have no trouble finding work in a pizzeria as a dough connoisseur.
Sheesh Karen! A nice lady who wants to show off her talent giving wonderful massages is EXACTLY the type of person who’d want to touch me. The 5 puking emojis were just a real unneeded dagger here.
But hey in all seriousness at the end of the day we all had a friggen blast at HQ Dayclub, Nightclub, and everywhere in between. Shoutout to all the other great tweets we got rooting us in our sadly failed endeavors and most importantly shoutout to our fearless leader Dave Portnoy for giving us lives & opportunities like this as we’d all be panhandling in Times Square without him. Love you boss!