This Mountain Lion Is A Disgrace To Mountain Lions Everywhere

Idk how old this video is, nor do I care. The fact that it popped up on a random cute animals Twitter account with no audio makes me think it’s ancient as hell but according to the horrible search function on our website it has never been blogged here, thus it is brand new. The beauty of the internet.

Regardless, the reason I’ve gathered your attention here today is to talk about how fucking garbage this mountain lion is at the shell game. I mean I could understand if this guy had given those buckets a few twists and turns, really played up his sleight of hand abilities. But he didn’t. Literally just moved it slightly to the left, replacing it with what was very clearly an empty bucket. He didn’t even do the shit quickly neither. And this mountain lion was completely baffled. Hadn’t the slightest of clues what had happened. Started thinking about multiverses and string theory and shit as to explain what could have happened to this disappearing stuffed animal. Was this bucket a portal to another dimension? Yes, yes it was. Oh no wait, there it is. In the middle bucket. How did it get there? I’ve no clue, but I’m just happy to have my furry stuffed friend back safe and sound.

Now I don’t want to write off the entire mountain lion community as big dumb dumb idiot brains because I simply do not have enough of a data set to do so. I do, however, have enough information at hand to call this specific mountain lion a moron of epic proportions. Way to let down the entire mountain lion community, bro.