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Some Asshole Decided To Turn A Subway Train Into A Goddamn Jungle

New Yorkers deal with a lot of shit while commuting on the train, sometimes literally depending on the state of the sleeping homeless guy on your train. But this video is a step too far. We have blogged about filth and squalor and literal death on the New York subway system. But there is something just flat out wrong about seeing plants make their way into Satan’s Labyrinth. I don’t give a fuck about the people on the train. You know full well what you are signing up for when you swipe your MetroCard and pay $2.75 to ride anywhere in the city. There could be a rat orgy on your platform, a maniac screaming in your face while begging for money, and a guy lugging a fucking STEEL BEAM around the underground.

A few plants blocking your exit is light work compared to that stuff.

However, bringing plant life into a hopeless place may be the most fucked up thing a human has ever done to Mother Nature and we are pretty much an incurable virus to the planet. I’m not a hippie that thinks anything that can be considered living deserves to live a perfect life. But there is no chance those plants survived more than 3 stops before dying like the rose from Beauty and the Beast.

That’s just what the subway does. It sucks the life out of you, regardless of if it’s in a figurative sense during the daily rat race of sadness or in a literal sense by the worst lighting money can buy and rat-hair air choking out your borophyll chlorophyll producing parts in a Tazzmission.