Craigslist Friday

I broke. I finally broke and decided to dive headfirst back into the polluted cesspool of Craigslist. And after spending the past two days aggressively trying to prank text strangers from online advertisements at the age of 26, I failed. I failed miserably. I’m washed up. My brain is in shambles (hence the creative title). I feel bad for the neurons I sacrificed to even attempt such a pathetic mission. I guess it’s back to the vault…

 Senile old man pisses off foul-mouthed dweeb

Sociopath father tries to solicit accomplice

 Highly original camo joke

Another classic camo gag! 

Weak old hag fucks everything up

Ronnie from Kentucky falls for absolutely everything

And here’s this again