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Has There Ever Been A Greater Collection Of Human Beings In One Location In The History Of Humans?

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Bryce. Carson. Rhys. I know it sounds like the lineup for the next cast of “Dude Perfect” but what a friggin’ lineup that is right there. A who would have ever thought that some kids from Las Vegas, North Dakota and Sacramento all coming together to watch a couple of kids from Cameroon and Australia would signify that Philly sports are about to go on a decade-long stretch of dominance here? Just imagine what life is going to be like when all of these guys get to start hanging out together and swapping championship stories.

As much as I hate Boston sports, I at least have to respect them considering that’s basically what they’re going through right now. Only it’ll be a little different here in Philly. Not just because we are without a doubt the more passionate and superior fanbase/city, but because all of these guys will be going through their championship runs at around the same age. Carson, Rhys and Bryce are all 26. Embiid is 25. Ben is still just 22. Carter Hart is just 20-years of age. So even though Boston still has a chance at the sweep this year, they’re nearing the end of their window. But Philly sports? This is still just the beginning. Sure, the Flyers kind of sucked this year and the Sixers seem to be a little…off at the moment. But once the calendar switches over to 2020? That decade belongs to Philly. And Bryce sure as heck knows it.

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Would love to know what the vibe was in this suite last night. Bryce doesn’t drink. I can’t imagine Carson drinks either unless it’s the blood of Christ. All the significant others are in the building so it’s not like they can just fully bro out. Maybe the most wholesome collection of greatness the world has ever seen.

@BarstoolJordie