Jon Hamm Brought His Giant Hog To The Booth To Call A Blues Goal Last Night
The Blues are so hot right now and this just made them hotter. Don Draper and Ivan Barbashev crossing paths is some real glitch in the matrix type of shit. But Jon Hamm is a man who is “armed and dangerous”. If any of the Blues WAGs were in attendance we could have had a mojo-derailing problem on our hands. Jon Hamm infamously loves peacocking his piece around and that is a problem we DON’T need right now. It’s bad news for team chemistry when every single female sees a super famous actor’s huge penis. There’s just no other way around it.
It seemed as if the firearm was concealed for the time being.
But new reports suggest that the Python may have gotten loose in the locker room afterwards
Oh NO!!!!!
As for the actual game, the Blues suffocated the Kings for 60 minutes for their LEAGUE LEADING 9th shutout. I’m not a scientific analyst but I can tell you with full certainty that it’s ideal to be leading the league in shutouts, I think we can say that safely. Jake Allen made some huge saves when the Kings did somehow get behind the D.
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Big Daddy Vladi continued to stay scorching hot with this heat seeker.
I wish there was a way to buy a shirt featuring this player. Hmmm
And the rest of the forwards provided consistent scoring again.
It all makes for a beautiful screenshot.
BUY A SHIRT!!!!!!!!!